Title: How to Look Bad in Your Clothes: A Guide Key takeaways:
- Wear tight clothing to highlight your best attributes.
- Be a peacock by wearing bold colors and striking patterns.
- Buy off the mannequin to adopt an aesthetic.
- Never tailor your clothes, even if they don't fit perfectly.
- Avoid layering and accessorizing.
- Wear a lot of logos to maximize visibility.
- Never exercise to maintain your current physique.
- Lack confidence and focus on your negatives.
GENERATED SUMMARY
# Step One: Wear Tight Clothing
- Clothing should be formfitting, hugging every muscle.
- Pants should taper down from hip to ankle, hugging legs.
- T-shirt should be like a second skin, with seams almost ripping from a single squeeze of your biceps.
# Step Two: Be a Peacock
- Wear the most ostentatious clothing possible to attract females and stand out.
- Opt for bold colors, striking patterns, and clashing them together.
- Strive to be memorable, extravagant, and the most interesting person in the room.
# Step Three: Buy Off the Mannequin
- Buy everything straight off the mannequin, as that's how the clothes are meant to be worn.
- Don't think for yourself or have personal style; just follow the example laid out in front of you.
# Step Four: Never Tailor Your Clothes
- If the brand made the trousers this way, it's because that's how they're supposed to fit.
- Don't ruin the fit by trying to alter the garment.
# Step Five: Avoid Layering and Accessorizing
- Think basic outfits; don't overcomplicate things by adding layers.
- Only ever have two pieces of clothing showing at one time: your top and your bottom.
- Never accessorize, except for pieces with logos.
# Step Six: Wear a Lot of Logos
- Opt for pieces with logos to maximize visibility.
- Wear them together, and consider adding a hat with a logo.
# Step Seven: Never Exercise
- Avoid any sort of physical activity that would build muscle or make you leaner.
- Keep your diet high in sugar and physical activity to a minimum.
# Step Eight: Lack Confidence
- Slump your shoulders forward, pull your head down, and walk like a victim.
- Channel feelings of insecurity and inadequacy, and focus on all the negatives you've got going on in your life.
Follow these eight steps to ensure that you will look terrible in your clothes.
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